Padam Singh Tejawat, be warned, the BSD has been spying on you. And thats not the worst part, either they have your latest pictures from when you made the announcement of Paro's wedding or you have just one pair of ceremonial clothes. Either way, you are in trouble. Or Nautanki leaked/tweeted your pics to the BSD, in any case you are bound to get screwed.
Padam Singh nah, I'm going to stick to Thakurji, has a cell phone and instructs his cronies to do the needful. The plan to smuggle weapons is well underway as is the plan to ship Paro off to a land she knows nothing of yet. Whose side is Naagdev really on?
Mirror mirror on the stall, who's the happiest bride of them all? Who is he? Oh crap
, Kesari Ram, another accomplice in the crime... wary of the looming BSD shoos the girls away before anything.
How come Paro doesn't get sun burnt walking around like that?
Her Rudra motors along the road to Birpur and not surprisingly the first ray of the fiery sun strikes the clueless Paro. The entire Kailash has been sending her signals not tiny ping-pong sized signals but big soccer ball sized ones, sigh, Paro is no Khushi. She feels no acidity.
Never hitchhike on a lonely road esp. ones that lead to nowhere like Birpur, there is no such thing like a free lunch Paro. No surprises, the danger strikes and Paro is left struggling to save herself.
Don't fear Paro, you don't have the Rudraskh but Rudra is lurking around courtesy his bike that decides to go on a well deserved strike at the right moment. The bike is obviously filmi.
Enough of riding already! Is Rudra's bike too slow or the Tuk Tuk too fast? It takes forever for him to get there.
Not Cool Mr.BSD, you motor along while the girl gets molested. Not cool. Just so that you can make a grand entry? Not cool at all.
He does the needful, stylish late entry - check, dishum-dishum-check, dodging bullets - check, letting the goons get away - check, customary roll on a flat plane - check, the all important eye lock - double check.
Rudra saves his Paro. And finally the mirror has answered her call, she sees his reflection, Thats him!! screams Mahadev in frustration from Mount Kailash, Paro is still clueless.
Thakur ji will not be pleased.
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